- Excuse me, sir?
- Yes, how may I help you?
- Well hum, I just purchased this book, "There is one born every minute" from that very store, and as I opened it, it appears that, well huh, that all the pages are blank.
- Except for the last one which mentions "No return, no refund" in the footer.
- Right. But back to my point, I was wondering: there is one what born every minute?
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- Exactly!
