A famous british professor in genetics from Bath has apparently decided to tackle a new challenge after successfully cloning a pigeon with a duck head.
"One day I noticed that apple trees, although very beautiful in spring, don't add any value to the apple. On the contrary, you have to pick the apples and then put them in a bowl." said the professor. It is then that he decided his next assignment. He would modify a bowl genetic structure to incorporate it with the one of the apple tree. He aims at isolating the code that makes the apple tree grow apples, and integrate it with the bowl genetic code.
"I decided to follow a logical and rigourous process, and therefore started by identifying the part of the genetic code of the tree that grows the apple. This task turned out to be easier than expected, and after an hour I had successfully discovered that the apple fruit comes from the branch of the tree. I am now working on decoding the DNA of the bowl, and that task on the other hand is more challenging than expected."
Fellow scientist, Dr Greud, Head of the Psychiatry Ward, commented his colleague work: "The poor fellow is completely out to lunch, he's lost it with no hope of remission. He's officially mad." he said, showing me the certificate of madness he issued for his patient.
